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Rebel against your legacy in this farming action roguelike. Tend your….
Rebel against your legacy in this farming action roguelike. Tend your spooky farm by day & defend your crops from enemies at night! Upgrade Voltaire,youngest son of Dracula, with devious new abilities & discover dozens of newplants to cultivate. Send dad a message: a vegan life is no missed steak!
Title: Voltaire: The Vegan Vampire
Genre: Action
Release Date: 27 Feb, 2023
the software developers. BUY IT!
• https://www.gog.com/en/game/voltaire_the_vegan_vampire/
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire-GOG
Size: 1.80 GB
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Wtf is this crap ? a vegan vampire … seriously ?
shut the fuck up . yeah a vegan vampire is a thing and u have to accept it
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thankyou for your recent query,
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regards
Humanity
lol
haha! yup, we got some ever-lovin hippie, BLM, LGBTQ+ vegan vamps!
Something like Marceline who feeds only on the color red! After twilight no one respects vampires much hahaha
hahaha lmao u killed me bro
Conservatards get triggered by the weirdest shit.
Makes no sense if the is vegan he is not a vampire
This is why it is a video game
What’s next? LGBTQ vampire?
twilight…
Mordicus!!!
no such thing as vegan blood. must be substituting with Soy. cause only soyboy woke trash will this shat.
You can only suck blood out of cocks
Yeah, like that’s even an original twist on vampiric theme.
Zoomers don’t know about Count Duckula, no wonder they gobble up every remake and reboot without questioning.
Hey guys, I’ve always ed games here but now all of a sudden every game that I and try to install it gives me unarc.dll error. Does anyone know how to fix this?
update unarc client or winrar latest version
LGBT vampires are a thing since the 70’s
never heard of rocky horror picture show?
of course not, u re just an ignorant kid tryin to act tough on internet hidden behind ur screen momma bought lol
It should be a black vegan transgender anti-vaccine flat-earther leftist activist cycling vampire.
Can you explain me the connection bettwen vegan and lgbt ?
Please Steam version too . Thank you.
Yes what we needed is a quirky woke clone of Dont Starve. BRUH
Cringe people….
If the game has acceptable graphics,balanced progression, enjoyable mechanics/gameplay. Dont give a fuck if its nazi vampire or apache helicopter vampire OR a fukin cube…..
agreed. i hate real life vegans but it’s a [i assume farming with a twist] game.
I love how a lot of people put LGBTQ+ with veganism and anti-vaccines. I mean, I’m sure the mix exists out there, but you can be LGBTQ+ without beeing vegan and taking vaccines.
And, WTF about LGBT vampires not existing? Vampires fuck whatever they want.
I think you all are taking this too far. It is just for fun. Vampire? Cool. Vegan? Funny ’cause vampires drink blood. That’s it. Just a farming simulator with a goth touch.
And just a thing. If you look to the roleplay game Vampire the Masquerade, Vegan vampires do exist, they just don’t drink human blood, they substain only on animal blood.
+1 point to you master.
A vegan vampire? How woke can the generation “bruh” get? LOL
Do you like LGBTQWERTY+ Dick Salad? Of course you do, everyone does! Look no further, this is the perfect game for you, in this game you can eat a lot of corn and carrots from behind. Fantasize being a real man/woman/it/some kinda creature(he/she/them/they/zem/zim/zer/zur/zap/zum/boom/boom/pow/ouch…) and take it gladly from behind! Entire armies spawn just to give it to you from behind in the most fun and explosive way possible. But don’t trust me, just prepare your bum and give it a try!